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Dancing with wolves!

I wasn’t sure how I wanted to spend my birthday this year. I usually try to do something fun, have a new experience (visiting meerkats, going to an aquarium, spending a romantic weekend in Solvang with bonus! Edible Arrangement to share with everyone at an SCA event), but there were two strikes against this. One, I’d wanted to take the weekend off, but I was behind on several work projects, which meant I’d have to do some work on Saturday. Two, money is super-tight right now. I don’t think we even celebrated Ken’s birthday last year, so I couldn’t justify spending money on mine.

Friday evening, I wandered downstairs and Ken showed me a video, and it blew me away.

Watch it, please. It’s short, it has gorgeous nature (Yellowstone! wolves! birds! rivers! trees!), and it’s important.

While I was still processing this amazing video, Ken told me that he’d just found out a local motorcycle group was riding to a wolf educational place on Sunday, my birthday.

I waffled, because, well, money, but Saturday morning my birthday card from my mom arrived (and it made me laugh and laugh), which included my birthday check. I’m supposed to use the money for something I want, not something for the house or to pay a bill. (In other words, dinner at a nice restaurant we’ve been wanting to try is good, using it for groceries is bad.)

Well, that settled that! Thanks, Mom!

So today we got up stupidly early (for me, anyway), and we met up with other bikers…

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DSC00202 crop And went through twisty fun canyons to the historic Rock Inn for lunch…

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And then we went to the Shadowland Foundation, where this rose smelled really good

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And then we met wolves!

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Are you going to feed us?

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Yes, we are going to feed you! (Note: wolf slobber is like getting your hand slimed.)

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Cochise, mugging for the camera.

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Chenoa, I believe

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Ogin and Chenoa, I believe

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Ogin and Keme, I believe

Things I learned about wolves:

  • They don’t smell like dogs! They really don’t smell much at all. I like wolves a lot better now on a personal level (I’ve always liked them on a theoretical level, of course). (I’m afraid I find dogs really stinky.)
  • The way to tell a wolf from a dog is wolves have golden eyes. If someone tells you they own a wolf and the animal has brown or blue eyes, it might have some wolf in it, but it ain’t a wolf.
  • Wolves have no interest in eating people. The evil people-eating wolf legend has been around for centuries, though. (Big Bad Wolf, anybody? Little Red Riding Hood?)
  • They have 27 (I think) different tail positions, all of which communicate information to other wolves.

There’s more, of course, but even though it was stuff I didn’t know before, it’s possible everybody knows but me.

After that we rode off to see the poppies blooming, but it was getting hot, so I didn’t take any pictures. In fact, I commented that I was the bus from Speed: every time we slowed down, I started to overheat. (And, one presumes, eventually I would explode.) So if you want more poppies, follow the link.

We rode back on our own through a different twisty canyon, which kept things cool enough, but by the time we hit flat highway, it was hot again. As in, Dayle is Shutting Down hot. So we stopped at Yanni’s in Filmore for milkshakes, which helped (although even a small milkshake is too much sugar for me, so I didn’t finish it), and lots of water, which helped even more, and thus we were fortified for the short rest of the ride home.

Now Ken’s napping and I’ve just finished a cup of tea (so I might not need to nap), and I have no idea how we’ll spend the evening. Maybe watching a DVD from Netflix that’s been sitting on the coffee table for a couple of months. Last night we finished rewatching season 1 of Veronica Mars, so we may dive into season 2, plus we’d been rewatching Doctor Who (“modern” series) and trailed off somewhere in the first season of 10 and Donna, which is my favorite pairing.

What I really want to do is get off the Internet (I’ve found it’s restful and yet invigorating to eschew social media around my birthday), so I’m-a gonna post this and go read the really good book I’ve been reading. Or maybe I’ll write for a bit, because I feel like writing.  🙂

OMG you guys! Look at this Table of Contents!

Sorry for the shouting, but I’m so chuffed I could just pop.

I’M SHARING A TABLE OF CONTENTS WITH FRANK HERBERT.

And my name is on the cover, too!

Pulse Pounders anthology, Fiction River, December 2014

And lookie, there are my friends Ron Collins and Phaedra Weldon, too! And Kevin J. Anderson was the editor who bought my story!

My story, “The Scent of Amber and Vanilla,” is a somewhat creepy story about a mother who will go to lengths she never dreamed of to get her young daughter back.

I’m all about the squee here, people. Thanks for putting up with me.

At the End of a Perfect Day

Sunday, I had what came pretty close to a perfect day. A truly happy day.

But let me backtrack. For the last week plus, Ken has been out of town. He flew to Atlanta, spent a day helping out a friend of mine with some work that needed doing on her house, then headed off to be there for my niece and my sister. After that, he drove my mom home (she winters in South Carolina, and had drive from there to Atlanta) and then took care of stuff in upstate NY, like getting her brakes fixed, getting her set up with real Internet (she’d been on dial-up up ‘til now), defrosting her fridge, etc.

Yeah, he’s awesome like that.  🙂

The plan was that he’d fly from there (well, from Burlington, VT, because the local airport is tiny and flying from there can be crazy-expensive) to Oregon last Friday, where he’d do the last few tweaks on a motorcycle he was rehabbing, pop in to a work customer, and then sometime during this week ride the bike home in preparation for selling it.

Except, on Friday, he got to Burlington and they blinked in confusion and told him that his flight to JFK had been delayed such that he not only couldn’t make his connection to Portland, but the next flight to Portland available was Monday.

And he said, screw that, I’m going home. So Saturday evening, I got to pick him up from the airport, and after a stop at our favorite hole-in-the-wall Thai place on the way (amazing food, amazingly cheap), I got to bring him home.

He crashed pretty much as soon as we got home (jet lag, etc.) and so got up before me on Sunday, which meant Grimoire didn’t stomp all over the bed crying for me to get up and feed him at o’dark early (which he does even though there may be food in his bowl downstairs , because I don’t know WTF). So when I got up on Sunday, after a rare night of full sleep, I went down and found him in the TV room and cried “You’re here! It wasn’t a dream!”

‘Cause, yeah, I miss the shit out of him when he’s away, y’know?

So we had breakfast and whatnot, and I did some admin work, and then I headed off to Thousand Oaks to hook up with the most wonderful Christine, and there was hugging and squees and eating and gabbing and even a little writing. She gave me a lavender plant for my birthday, and I vowed not to kill this one.  😉  I mostly brainstormed and researched for an anthology story, and ended up with two ideas, both of which I’ll probably write.

I stopped at Trader Joe’s for a couple of things on the way home, and when I got home, Ken and I threw the water bottles in the car for refilling. But first we went for a long and glorious walk on the beach. Talk about refilling the well.

Once home again, I finished up a copyediting job and sent it off, and prepped the next job, and set up my schedule for the coming week.

Of course, the best laid plans, and all that. (Cue Eddie Izzard and mice plans.) Ken and I had dinner and watched some TV, and I think I got to bed around 1 am, and then at 5 am Grimoire decided to yark on the bed and floor, which involved Ken cleaning up while I went downstairs to get yet another comforter (this is the second time in a couple of days that we’ve had cat puke on the bed, hurrah. I think his new food isn’t agreeing with him). I didn’t sleep well after that, and spent most of yesterday in a brain fog.

Thankfully it was an admin day for me, which takes a different sort of brain power than writing, so I managed to muddle through. Although republishing 10 short stories and 2 collections (more on that soon) meant my right hand and arm were kinda sore by the end of the day. Unfortunately, all of this also meant I didn’t get to the new copyediting job…

With this job, I have three CE jobs back-to-back, which means none of them can slip more than a day. This coming weekend is my birthday, and I’d hoped to take the weekend off (Friday night through Sunday night), but now that’s looking less likely. I’ll see how the week progresses and how efficiently I’m working through my scheduled projects (two novels, a couple short stories, the CE job, etc.), and reevaluate towards the end of the week.

Phew! At least I had trouble sleeping again this morning, so I was up an hour and a half before the alarm, and I’ve done some more publishing work, and now I’m going to…write, I think.

Let me leave you with the song has been going through my head the past couple of days: Chris deBurgh’s “At the End of a Perfect Day.”  🙂

Three sales to Fiction River!

I’m utterly delighted to have sold three short stories to Fiction River at the annual Oregon Coast Writers Anthology Workshop!

“The Scent of Amber and Vanilla” will appear Pulse Pounders (thriller), edited by Kevin J. Anderson, in December 2104.

“Ignite the Night” will appear in Sparks (YA), edited by Rebecca Moesta, in August 2015.

“The Imperfect Otter Empire” will appear in Recycled Pulp (variety of genres), edited by John Helfers, in December 2015. John called my story “A kooky little palate cleanser.”

These three stories join three others I sold previously to Fiction River:

“Living With the Past,” Fantastic Detectives, Fiction River, August 2014

“Leave a Candle Burning,” Fantasy Adrift, Fiction River, April 2014

“The Sound of My Own Voice,” Hex in the City, Fiction River, 2013—available now!

February stats and March goals

February Stats

  • “Umberto Scolari and the Red Clay of Siena,” complete, 3000 words
  • “The Imperfect Otter Empire,” complete, 3200 words
  • “Music, When Soft Voices Die,” in progress, ?? words
  • “The Case of the Robber Bridegroom,” in progress (needs a redraft), 2391 words
  • completed Ebook Design workshop
  • one copyediting job
  • attended weeklong Anthology Workshop after reading ~240 short stories

Wordcount was appallingly bad, but given how much reading I had to do, I’m not going to beat myself up about it. At the end of each day, between the stories and the copyediting, I felt glutted with words, and I wasn’t even reading for pleasure (although many of the stories were fabulous). I’m really happy to be getting back to that. And back to writing. Which brings me to…

March Goals

Overall, I’d like to get to a solid 3K words/day, except on admin days (of which this is one of two this week, because I’m still not home), the two travel days home, and the one “day off” I’m giving myself (a movie plus a concert). On those days, I’d like to shoot for 1K. I need to get my wordcount production up, and it’s time to get that start.

As for projects…

Novels:

  • Ghosted: finish reading through, do some brainstorm, order the random scenes, and write 10-20K to patch it all together…and then get it out to the beta readers.
  • Possessed, Undressed, and in a Mess—Sophie Mouette: review full manuscript, make any tweaks, and send to copyeditor
  • Luanna’s book (which needs a title, dammit)—the next Sophie Mouette book: brainstorming with Teresa in preparation for writing the book in April.

Short Stories:

  • redraft “The Case of the Robber Bridegroom”
  • finish “Music, When Soft Voices Die”
  • write story for Magical Motorcycles
  • finish Nikki story
  • write new fetish story
  • read The Valdemar Companion in preparation for writing short story

Publishing/Other:

  • continue to scheme two new projects I can’t talk about yet
  • two copyediting jobs
  • Lucky Bat Books work
  • rebrand covers (mostly done) and interiors and then republish all of my SFF stories
  • prep my mother’s book for copyediting
  • learn how to upload to iBooks
  • six-week online workshop on Writing With Depth

Put some Sexy in Your Stocking this holiday season!

sexy cover webFrom the naughty minds of three of today’s top erotica authors—Andrea Dale, Sophie Mouette, & Teresa Noelle Roberts—comes a collection filled with winter holiday delights!

  • The Queen of Christmas
  • Frozen
  • On the Twelfth Day
  • Let It Snow
  • Santa Claus is Comin’
  • Mrs. Claus and the Naughty Elf
  • Christmas Blizzard
  • Happy Krampusnacht
  • Running Away From Christmas
  • A Bird in the Hand
  • Bringing Back the Light
  • Hidden Treasure

 

So curl up in front of a roaring fire, sip some eggnog, and tell Santa that on Christmas morning, you want to find something…Sexy in Your Stocking!

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The most wonderful time of the year!

It’s October, and you know what that means? It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Well, it is if you turn into a crazy woman because of Halloween. I love me some Halloween, baby.

It surprises me that I don’t have any stories set at Halloween, something my creative brain is trying to rectify as I type. But I do have some fantasy stories with vampires and ghosts and Old Scratch himself, so if you’re looking for some holiday-themed reading, here are my suggestions!

(Note: None of these are super-spooky, and all of them have some level of humor. Because, well, it’s me we’re talking about.)

“Blood Relations”

The woman known as the “Vegan Martha Stewart” learns who her infamous father really is…and their relationship threatens to ruin their respective empires. A funny fantasy short story—with a bite!

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“The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip”

Angrrr Management were four talented guys. (They really were. I wasn’t just some starry-eyed groupie; I knew decent music and I knew stage presence.) Talented, yes, and awfully pretty, all of them. And every last one of them was dumber than a post. Had they never HEARD of Robert Johnson?

“The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip” is a hilarious urban fantasy short story about 80s hair metal and selling your soul to Satan.

Includes bonus short story “Hell’s Belles”!

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“Feline Design”

Even Satan needs a vacation once in awhile. But perhaps taking the form of a fuzzy kitten wasn’t the smartest of ideas…. A Miranda Contreau paranormal short story.

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“Hell’s Belles”

Teaching etiquette to a spoiled debutante can be hell…literally. A funny fantasy with a wicked Southern twang.

Includes bonus story “The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip”!

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“Some Old Lover’s Ghost”

Helena runs Paranormal Manifestation Services–PMS for short. When she’s hired by Beth and Marguerite to find out why a ghost is bothering Marguerite, she doesn’t expect to get a crush on Beth…which makes things especially awkward when she learns who the ghost is. Rainbow Reviews called this short story “unexpectedly romantic [and] heart-wrenching.”

Includes a bonus interview with the author about the writing of the story, her own paranormal experiences, and more.

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Announcing…Little Kisses Press!

Little Kisses PressSoul’s Road Press has set up a special imprint for Sophie Mouette books! (Sophie being the coauthoring team of myself and Teresa Noelle Roberts.) Here’s the scoop:

Soul’s Road Press have an exciting announcement to make: We’re about to unveil our first imprint, Little Kisses Press!

Little Kisses Press will showcase the work of popular erotic romance and erotica author Sophie Mouette. She has quite a backstock of stories and a few novels as well, so we have a fun time ahead getting all of her work published! We’re delighted to have her as a part of our publishing venture.

First up will be “Catalyst,” a short paranormal lesbian erotica, followed by erotic novel Cat Scratch Fever (originally published by Black Lace Books in 2006). After that, probably more short fiction, so stay tuned!

Book signing!

I will be participating in a big honking romance writers book signing on Sunday, March 17, as part of the California Dreamin’ Romance Writers Conference. Lots of amazing writers will be there; I don’t have a list of who-all signing, but I promise it’s going to be stellar!

The deets:

Date: Sunday, March 17, 2013
Time: 1-2:30 pm (bookstore opens at 12:30 for anyone who wants to start browsing early)
Where: Doubletree Hotel in Santa Ana, CA

I’m definitely signing Waking the Witch (gothic novel by Dayle Ivy) and “Braceleted” (erotic romance by Andrea Dale), and I hope to have several other books there as well. (Let me know ahead of time if there’s a title you’d like, and I’ll make sure to have it there for you!)

Hope to see you there! xo

"Give In" to this new collection from Andrea Dale

give in cover webGIVE IN is a scintillating collection of BDSM stories by prolific erotic scribe Andrea Dale. Prepare to be both aroused and charmed by these fifteen luscious tales of dark desire and power exchange, which appeared is such notable anthologies as Playing With Fire, Bound by Lust, and Do Not Disturb (a 2010 Independent Publisher Book Awards winner). In GIVE IN you’ll find out why Violet Blue calls Andrea Dale a “legendary erotica heavy hitter”!

Contains the following kinky stories:

• Guarding Her Body
• A Few Things to Pick Up On Your Way Home
• Stuffing the Ballot Box
• All She Wanted
• Breakfast in Bed
• Party Favor
• Return to Wildwood
• Mirror, Mirror
• How the Little Mermaid Got Her Tail Back
• Santa Claus is Comin’
• On the Twelfth Day…
• When the Rancher Needs a Loan
• Darlene’s Dilemma
• College Reunion
• The Queen of Christmas

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